- me: ok i’ve needed to take a shower for a while now can i go do that
- tumblr: lol no
- me: i’ve had to pee for about two hours now pls tumblr
- tumblr: no sit your ass down fucktard
- me: ok tumblr i’m really hungry please lemme go eat
- tumblr: how about you blog instead
- me: but wait there’s a new pewdiepie video
- tumblr: sucks to suck i guess
- me: -gets motivation- ok that’s it
- tumblr: no you can’t go
- me: i’m going
- tumblr: no wait
- me: you can’t stop me -gets up to fulfill needs-
- tumblr:
- tumblr: pls bby come back
